Oct 21, 2012

Toe Pull

So genius. So simple. The face of public restrooms was forever changed by my friend Renato. I'm not much of a germaphobe, but the implanted mental picture replays every time I use the men's room in a public space. Again, I warn you. If you don't want to know, or are germaphobic, stop reading. Renato shouted in his Guatemaleness "hey man, don't touch that doorknob, man. Holy shit, now you just touched the last guy's dick, man!" Toe Pull claims that 70% of public restroom users don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. With that in mind, the last thing in the hand of 30% of users was their genitals. Dick to handle, or vajayjay to handle all day long. Introducing - TOE PULL! A revolutionary way to open the restroom hands free! So genius. So simple. Such a relief. "Eliminate 100% of handle to hand germ transfer."


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